Anecdotes
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 8:10 pm
In the tale about sysadmins, the wolf cannot reach the house, because the perimeter. Everyone is having fun, drinking beer and tequila.
In the tale about integrators, the pigs sit and write TK for the wolf.
In the fairy tale about the customer there are only two walls and one pig.
In fairy tales about windows admins, a wolf crawls into a house through a hole in Windows ™. And the pigs decide to build a new home. In the Cloud.
In the fairy tale about testers, when the wolf enters the house, a buffer overflow occurs and the piglets disappear.
In the fairy tale about the designer, two pigs are parallel, the third is transparent, and the wolf is in the form of a kitten.
In the fairy tale about game devs, the wolf sees pigs through the walls, but cannot eat, because stuck in textures.
In fairy tales about Apple users, the wolf does not exist.
In fairy tales about hackers, the wolf has been in the house for a long time, but the pigs do not know.
In fairy tales about vendors, piglets need to renew their wolf license.
In a fairy tale about Linux, a fairy tale must first be assembled from sorts.
in a fairy tale about a normal Linux there is no wolf in turnips.
in fairy tales about bsd a wolf, pigs and a house - a zombie.
In the fairy tale about the android, the wolf has not yet been ported for this house.
In the fairy tale about the provider, the wolf has expired TTL.
In the tale about Rastafarianism, both the wolf and the pigs blow.
In a fairy tale for testers, the wolf is a positive character!
In fairy tales about Apple, there is no door in the house, but a window with a gradient and rounded corners.
In the tales of apple users, the wolf includes in-app purchases
In a fairy tale about a sale, a wolf breaks into a straw house to sell a stone one, but as a result ...
In the fairy tale about RP, the wolf is breaking, but the pigs are calm, because everything is according to plan.
In the Agile tale, the piglets, the storyteller and the wolf build a house together.
In the tale of the pentesters, the pigs didn't notice anything. Because the tale was written by a pentester
In the tale about Cisco, there is a cowboy besides piglets!
In the fairy tale about the consultant, the wolf shows the piglets a presentation on how to build a house correctly.
in the fairy tale about the budget, the wolf finally gets into the house only at the end of the year, but someone has already mastered the piglets.
In the tale of the tender, the sheep passed the wolf.
in a fairy tale about effective leaders, the wolf looked at the house, red riding hood, grandmother, sheep, piglets and seven kids, and did not know what it was and what to do with it
In a fairy tale about outsourcing, the wolf had to deal with a gingerbread house, a boy with a finger, and swan geese.
In a fairy tale about routers, pigs teleport to a mosque because a crooked Indian couldn't access BGP
In fairy tales about Apple users, the wolf does not exist.
In fairy tales about Apple users, the wolf is paid.
In a tale about mainframes, piglets sit in an armored bunker, with copies of pig bins scattered across a dozen sites. A fairy tale and children survive without any problems the death of one, two bunkers and a dozen piglets
In the fairy tale about DevOps, the pigs have a long bickering about how to automate the deployment of the house: Ansible, Puppet or Chef, and also whether the house should be made of Go and sticks, or Erlang and duct tape will come off. The wolf eats stupid piglets.
in the fairy tale about the technical registration of pigs, a package of documentation falls off the top shelf
in the fairy tale about patch cords, the wolf and three pigs could not cross, the wiring was straight.
In a fairy tale about backups, the fairy tale can be started over an arbitrary number of times.
Backup fairy tales usually do not exist, or they are months old
In a fairy tale about scrum, the wolf breaks into the house, and the pigs decide to discuss it in retro at the end of the sprint.
In the tale of a support - day and night, the scientist wolf walks around on a rake.
Here I wanted to write a fairy tale about piglets and a startup, but I failed to attract investment
In the tale about data centers, the piglet house has a 2N reservation on another site.
In the tale about integrators, the pigs sit and write TK for the wolf.
In the fairy tale about the customer there are only two walls and one pig.
In fairy tales about windows admins, a wolf crawls into a house through a hole in Windows ™. And the pigs decide to build a new home. In the Cloud.
In the fairy tale about testers, when the wolf enters the house, a buffer overflow occurs and the piglets disappear.
In the fairy tale about the designer, two pigs are parallel, the third is transparent, and the wolf is in the form of a kitten.
In the fairy tale about game devs, the wolf sees pigs through the walls, but cannot eat, because stuck in textures.
In fairy tales about Apple users, the wolf does not exist.
In fairy tales about hackers, the wolf has been in the house for a long time, but the pigs do not know.
In fairy tales about vendors, piglets need to renew their wolf license.
In a fairy tale about Linux, a fairy tale must first be assembled from sorts.
in a fairy tale about a normal Linux there is no wolf in turnips.
in fairy tales about bsd a wolf, pigs and a house - a zombie.
In the fairy tale about the android, the wolf has not yet been ported for this house.
In the fairy tale about the provider, the wolf has expired TTL.
In the tale about Rastafarianism, both the wolf and the pigs blow.
In a fairy tale for testers, the wolf is a positive character!
In fairy tales about Apple, there is no door in the house, but a window with a gradient and rounded corners.
In the tales of apple users, the wolf includes in-app purchases
In a fairy tale about a sale, a wolf breaks into a straw house to sell a stone one, but as a result ...
In the fairy tale about RP, the wolf is breaking, but the pigs are calm, because everything is according to plan.
In the Agile tale, the piglets, the storyteller and the wolf build a house together.
In the tale of the pentesters, the pigs didn't notice anything. Because the tale was written by a pentester
In the tale about Cisco, there is a cowboy besides piglets!
In the fairy tale about the consultant, the wolf shows the piglets a presentation on how to build a house correctly.
in the fairy tale about the budget, the wolf finally gets into the house only at the end of the year, but someone has already mastered the piglets.
In the tale of the tender, the sheep passed the wolf.
in a fairy tale about effective leaders, the wolf looked at the house, red riding hood, grandmother, sheep, piglets and seven kids, and did not know what it was and what to do with it
In a fairy tale about outsourcing, the wolf had to deal with a gingerbread house, a boy with a finger, and swan geese.
In a fairy tale about routers, pigs teleport to a mosque because a crooked Indian couldn't access BGP
In fairy tales about Apple users, the wolf does not exist.
In fairy tales about Apple users, the wolf is paid.
In a tale about mainframes, piglets sit in an armored bunker, with copies of pig bins scattered across a dozen sites. A fairy tale and children survive without any problems the death of one, two bunkers and a dozen piglets
In the fairy tale about DevOps, the pigs have a long bickering about how to automate the deployment of the house: Ansible, Puppet or Chef, and also whether the house should be made of Go and sticks, or Erlang and duct tape will come off. The wolf eats stupid piglets.
in the fairy tale about the technical registration of pigs, a package of documentation falls off the top shelf
in the fairy tale about patch cords, the wolf and three pigs could not cross, the wiring was straight.
In a fairy tale about backups, the fairy tale can be started over an arbitrary number of times.
Backup fairy tales usually do not exist, or they are months old
In a fairy tale about scrum, the wolf breaks into the house, and the pigs decide to discuss it in retro at the end of the sprint.
In the tale of a support - day and night, the scientist wolf walks around on a rake.
Here I wanted to write a fairy tale about piglets and a startup, but I failed to attract investment
In the tale about data centers, the piglet house has a 2N reservation on another site.
